Writer, Homesteader, and full-time Existential Enthusiast

"Tothe" rhymes with "cloth." I write whatever is on my mind, whether puerile or profound.

Titles: Father, Husband, Game Master, Fast Food Wars Veteran, Former Trucker, Podcast Host, Former Mite Butcher. Pronounced Sap-Ad-Et.

An ass has merch to show you. Grab your tokens and get in the van! (c/o: @thatcryptodave)