RE: Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | The Text Message I Wish I Never Sent

Hello boss, I'm feeling better now. I still have two days left on my medical certificate, but I can already start working.

I shouldn't have done that. I could be drinking a coffee on the street right now, or soaking up the sun at the beach. The bad thing would be if my boss saw me out there, all healthy, no longer with the flu. Can you imagine if he asked me:

-Hey Alex, how are you feeling? I didn't know the beach cured the flu.

-Well, look boss, I read on the internet that a quick dip in the sea improves the symptoms, and that's why I'm here. Would you like a piña colada? It's on me.

Anyway, none of that will happen because I'm a fool. If I were smarter, I could have my own business.