Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | The Most Ridiculous Excuse for Being Late
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Welcome to Qurator's Mischievous Mondays!
This will be a weekly competition that we will be hosting every Monday. We want to see a little more engagement and fun when it comes to some of our competitions so this will be a simpler and shorter competition. Easy to enter, but maybe not so easy to win. ;) This competition will be similar to the Monday Missions we had a long time ago, but instead of writing posts to enter we will now consider only the comments and answers on this blog as your entry to win.
Why Mischievous?
We all could use a little fun in our lives. We would even say that we deserve it, let loose a little and have a go at making everyone laugh or think a little, even if it is a little over the top or pure silliness. Go all out and let your creative juices flow.

The Most Ridiculous Excuse for Being Late

RULES
Write a comment in this post, your comment will be your entry.
Only comments that fit the theme and style.
It has to be done by you, no plagiarism.
All entries will be reviewed by the Qurator team.
Only one entry per account.
Deadline: Before the timer on this post runs out.
Your entry will not count if you aren't following the above-mentioned rules.

The Funniest Thing to Yell in a Quiet Room
1st Prize - 30% Upvote
@xlety

2nd Prize - 25% Upvote
@blessing.simeon

3rd Prize - 20% Upvote
@successchar

4th Prize - 15% Upvote
@hdez781220

5th Prize - 10% Upvote
@nanixxx


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My friend: Why are you late Patrick?
Patrick: I’m sorry I’m late because I’m waiting for someone.
My friend: Who is it?
Patrick: Spongebob!
😎 Thank you, Qurator Team. These participation posts are really good, and I feel we should take part more often.
One day I said I’d been abducted by ants while walking down a certain street (the truth is, I got caught up taking photos and I got bitten by ants)… I even described the moment of abduction in detail... Going into detail about the abduction is such a laugh that everyone ends up fascinated, and they forget, at least for a while, that you arrived late. 😶😁 Naturally, this ridiculous excuse carries other risks… 🤐
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"I'm late in a hurry". Everything but excuses.
I got caught in an international negotiation between pigeons and crows over airspace… and I had to mediate peace before leaving.
😂 nice
Well boss... you see, the Avengers needed a ride to go about their worldsaving business, and I didn't want to be the one guy who said no to the Black Widow!
Congrats to last weeks winners!!
As for this week: I'm rarely late cause I'm usually extremely early.
I'm late because I had to run back in the house & go to the bathroom before hitting the road.
I was almost here on time… but then I realized my left shoe and right shoe weren’t talking to each other.
I had to host a whole peace negotiation before I could leave the house.
I was late because as I was leaving, I started taking pictures of some bees that were buzzing around the flowers in my garden. It's happened to me.