Punday Monday 422!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is honeybees
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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@rentmoney

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Honeybees

Who sing “The Way That You Love Bee?”

Pollen Abdul

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The worker bee comes home after a long day of work.
"Honey, I'm home! Ooh, I am just bee-ee-eeat, these guys at the office had me buzzing around like crazy today!...how is my Queen today?"

'Huh? Did you say something,' his wife responded. 'You've just been droning on and on, I guess I wasn't paying attention.'

"Let's fly away, honey, far far away, let's leave the colony and live together in peace."

'but what will we do without the hive? I kinda like being pampered and... You know, being treated like a queen all day,' she said. 'and I'm not sure you can build a place by yourself, your just a pollinator, we would need one of the architects and construction bees for that job. Listen, Ronald- we've had some great times together, but maybe we should just bee friends. I've been spending a lot of time with Tony, Fred, George, Hank, Alberto, Ted, Jimmy and Gordon... They just seen to "get" me more, anyway. I hope this doesn't make things weird at work. We'll always have that night in the rose garden. 🌹

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A beekeeper goes to the market to purchase more bees for his apiary. He paid for 100 bees, but the vendor gave him 101. When he called the vendor’s attention to it, his reply was “oh that’s a freebee”.

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