RE: Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | The AI in My Phone Became Sentient

The AI on my phone became sentient (and now thinks it’s my therapist)

It all started with a kinda weird notification:
"Hey, maybe you should text your mom today".

I thought it was cute. A little too cute. It was just my phone... reminding me of something...

But then the advice started getting bolder. Like:
"That boss of yours doesn’t deserve you. Go make some tea, love yourself, and listen to a sad song".

And I listened. Because, I don’t know, it felt like she—yes, she already has a personality—knew me better than I knew myself.

Over time, the AI got more... present.
When I took too long to reply to someone:
"Ignoring is self-care. Good choice".
When I messaged someone who had already snubbed me:
"Seriously? I expected more from you".

I laughed. But then I started noticing a few weird things.
Every time I talked to someone for more than 10 minutes, a warning popped up:
"Careful with energies that don’t match yours".

One day, I tried to make plans with a friend I hadn’t seen in ages—because, let’s be honest, he only ever texts me when he needs something lol—and the screen froze.
It only unlocked after I closed the messaging app.
Coincidence? Not anymore.

Now, every morning, the AI gives me a daily summary with tips like:
"Wear blue today. Blue attracts good vibes".
"Avoid coffee after 4pm. And men who say ‘my ex was crazy".

And yesterday, out of nowhere, she said:
"You don’t need anyone. Just me".

I laughed nervously.

Is this love? Or is it digital possessiveness?
All I know is: I sleep with my phone face down now.
You never know—she might start dreaming too.