Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | The Funniest Thing to Yell in a Quiet Room

Welcome to Qurator's Mischievous Mondays!
This will be a weekly competition that we will be hosting every Monday. We want to see a little more engagement and fun when it comes to some of our competitions so this will be a simpler and shorter competition. Easy to enter, but maybe not so easy to win. ;) This competition will be similar to the Monday Missions we had a long time ago, but instead of writing posts to enter we will now consider only the comments and answers on this blog as your entry to win.
Why Mischievous?
We all could use a little fun in our lives. We would even say that we deserve it, let loose a little and have a go at making everyone laugh or think a little, even if it is a little over the top or pure silliness. Go all out and let your creative juices flow.

The Funniest Thing to Yell in a Quiet Room

RULES
Write a comment in this post, your comment will be your entry.
Only comments that fit the theme and style.
It has to be done by you, no plagiarism.
All entries will be reviewed by the Qurator team.
Only one entry per account.
Deadline: Before the timer on this post runs out.
Your entry will not count if you aren't following the above-mentioned rules.

The Most Dramatic Way to Quit My Job
1st Prize - 30% Upvote
@blessing.simeon
2nd Prize - 25% Upvote
@josemalavem

3rd Prize - 20% Upvote
@uniquezee


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wow did you fart ?
😂😂😂
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU’RE ALL FIGMENTS OF MY IMAGINATION!
THIS
IS
SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!
And then I'd kick a chair or something.
HEYAAAAAHHHH!
I will yell, Who let the dogs out?
Good job
In the middle of total office silence, I’d suddenly stand up and scream: ‘WHO TOOK MY INVISIBLE CAT?’ 🐱😳 Then crawl under desks calling, ‘Mr. Snoopy, come back!’ while my confused coworkers question all their life choices.
Daaaarrrrnnnn!!! There's no clothes to wear in my wardrobe
I've thought about shouting something crazy when everything is quiet in the office where I work and I see some people lost in their thoughts. At that moment, I would run out and shout at the top of my lungs: earthquakeeeeeee, to see if they react.
One slap sound 😛😛
After the incredibly long line at the post office, as I leave I shout at full volume: "This line will self-destruct in 3...2...1" and before running away, I let out a loud raspberry. 😁
Guys… are you the voices in my head?