Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | I Can Speak Fluent Duck Now
Welcome to Qurator's Mischievous Mondays!
This will be a weekly competition that we will be hosting every Monday. We want to see a little more engagement and fun when it comes to some of our competitions so this will be a simpler and shorter competition. Easy to enter, but maybe not so easy to win. ;) This competition will be similar to the Monday Missions we had a long time ago, but instead of writing posts to enter we will now consider only the comments and answers on this blog as your entry to win.
Why Mischievous?
We all could use a little fun in our lives. We would even say that we deserve it, let loose a little and have a go at making everyone laugh or think a little, even if it is a little over the top or pure silliness. Go all out and let your creative juices flow.
I Can Speak Fluent Duck Now
RULES
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The Ice Cream Truck Plays Different Music Now
1st Prize - 30% Upvote
@ziabutt3836
2nd Prize - 25% Upvote
@xlety
3rd Prize - 20% Upvote
@blessing.simeon
4th Prize - 15% Upvote
@gertu
5th Prize - 10% Upvote
@josiva
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I can speak fluent duck now...but quack me if I'm wrong,I think I just convinced a goose to break up with her boyfriend 😀
Thank you very much.
It happened after I accidentally drank from a suspicious pond at the park, don’t ask.
Suddenly, I understood everything. The ducks. The geese. Even that shady looking swan with the neck tattoo.
The ducks welcomed me like a long lost prophet. “Finally,” they said, “a human who can spread the Quackening.”
They handed me a scroll (I still don’t know where they were hiding it), and declared me The Beak Whisperer.
Now every night at 2AM, I meet them behind the bakery to discuss their plans to overthrow the pigeons and reclaim the city fountains.
They’ve started practicing formation flying in the shape of “NO MORE BREAD CRUMBS.”
I haven’t slept in 3 days. I fear they’re planning something big.
I tried to back out… but now there’s a duck posted outside my window. Just... staring.
I raise ducks and every three months I collect blood tests from some of the animals to check their health and meet certain countries' export criteria. During one collection, I had an accident and fell on the collected material. The blood from some of the animals got into a wound on my arm and entered my bloodstream. I spent almost 48 hours with a fever and unconscious. When I regained consciousness, I began to understand what the ducks are talking about. It seems crazy, but I can understand and talk to them. The funniest thing is knowing the topics they discuss daily: who will eat the most; today is my day to be at the front of the line; the chickens can't stay in our territory. Over time, they discovered that I can understand and talk to them, but this became a problem. Now they're demanding specific foods and asking me for help keeping unwanted animals away. Just yesterday one of the ducks was asking questions about the metal bird that passes in the sky... I don't know what to do, I spend most of my day talking to ducks, my "duckese" is improving... There are times when I don't know if I'm speaking the language of humans or not, the one thing I know is that the ducks want me to buy them popcorn.