Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | Give Something a New Name

Welcome to Qurator's Mischievous Mondays!
This will be a weekly competition that we will be hosting every Monday. We want to see a little more engagement and fun when it comes to some of our competitions so this will be a simpler and shorter competition. Easy to enter, but maybe not so easy to win. ;) This competition will be similar to the Monday Missions we had a long time ago, but instead of writing posts to enter we will now consider only the comments and answers on this blog as your entry to win.
Why Mischievous?
We all could use a little fun in our lives. We would even say that we deserve it, let loose a little and have a go at making everyone laugh or think a little, even if it is a little over the top or pure silliness. Go all out and let your creative juices flow.

Give Something a New Name

RULES
Write a comment in this post, your comment will be your entry.
Only comments that fit the theme and style.
It has to be done by you, no plagiarism.
All entries will be reviewed by the Qurator team.
Only one entry per account.
Deadline: Before the timer on this post runs out.
Your entry will not count if you aren't following the above-mentioned rules.

A Moment I Got Lucky
1st Prize - 30% Upvote
@techstyle

2nd Prize - 25% Upvote
@gertu

3rd Prize - 20% Upvote
@mais-tro

4th Prize - 15% Upvote
@hatdogsensei

5th Prize -10% Upvote
@onemanonewrite


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Water-----life essential
Speaking of something with new name, we're known to making up names for things that we weren't sure.
Helicopter - the fuk fuk fuk plane
Old manual sewing machine - leg shaker
Toyota Vios P93 - dugong
Proton Saga - Milo tin can
Karen - Manager's girlfriend
Kevin - Manager's boyfriend
Fuck buddy - Fubu
Discipline master - Cain (Cane)
Wife - ex-girlfriend, home minister, female tiger, harimau, beautiful, pretty, sunshine, ball buster, my heart and my soul, one and only(depending on if she is around, or whom are we walking to).
The list goes on and on...
I have some ideas about giving something a new name and these are:
Thumbtacks -> Pushable Nails
Sand -> Land crumbs
Calculator -> Numerical Solver
Umbrella -> Environmental Reflector
thank you for the upvote
Give Something a New Name, it probably be Wishing Well -> Spare Dropper
I think the coins being thrown on the wishing wells are spare coins that people are willing to toss away and it makes the wishing well a collection of the spare coins from different people which would have some value if collated.
It was on a Sunday Night, I was in a deep
Mini vacation, deep inside the best dream of my life well rich, successful, everything finally working out. Then it happened. The “Dream killer” screamed from my bedside. I groaned, slapped at it, but it wouldn’t stop. Reality came rushing back in same room, same struggles, same unfinished plans.I sat up, on my "
Heaven spot" annoyed, and then caught my reflection in theTruth teller. TheTruth tellerdidn’t lie, it showed me who I was becoming. Maybe the "Dream killer" wasn’t destroying my future; maybe it was the truth, pushing me to wake up and chase those dreams in real. Was that a Mischievous >Reality checkmorning for Me?Sleep → Mini vacationAlarm clock → Dream killer
Bed → Heaven spot
Mirror → Truth teller
Monday → Reality check
Thanks for selecting and up voting my last comment.