RE: Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | My Toaster Is in Love With Me

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My toaster? He doesn't love me, but hate.
Because every day, short before eight,
I pushed on him, set him on fire;
but I think he had only one desire...

Seven years every day...

"Only one day pause, only one day break?"
But I didn't listened until it was to late...
He told me once he is tired of his life!
So he gave up! And I grabbed my knife...

Seven hours every day...

I try to fix, with a knife, fork and sometimes sticks!
Tried to clean all the crumbs! "Please work only once!"
"It's Monday, my toast and heart is cold!"
"Dear toaster, I love you so much! You aren't so old!"

Since seven months I talk to him...

Since this day I suffer so much!
Every day I try to touch
his button, please work only once again...
"Please work for me! I am your biggest fan!"

Longer than seven years!

And now since seven months he doesn't react.
I assume he is not longer intact.
Maybe you can help me, maybe you know a fact...
What's this cable? Do I need to connect?



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