Punday Monday 418!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is holidays!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Holidays
As in,
In Germany, folks celebrate St. Nick’s day, when, just like Santa, a sneaky guy sneaks into your house. But also like santa, he gives you stuff. So it should be called st. givesyoustuff day.

Bada bing, you been punned… because, see. To nick something is to steal it, so I’m pretending that I don’t know it’s a guy’s name, and I think it’s a holiday about nicking things. I suppose I also could have gone the route of, like, nicking yourself with the razor. Or knickers. Too late.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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I was going to make a Halloween pun but I'm not sure if that qualifies as a holiday. It probably would of been too spooky anyways. Instead here is an Easter pun for investors, Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

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I was going to make a Halloween pun but I'm not sure if that qualifies as a holiday. It probably would of been too spooky anyways. Instead here is an Easter pun for investors, Don't put all your eggs in one basket.

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