Punday Monday 406!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

I dunno what's happening, folks. Perhaps my regulars have been AFK. But there've been no puns submitted for two weeks!

We had a lovely 3 day weekend, so Punday Monday falls on a Tuesday this week.

You've all had a nice rest, so give this new topic your best shot!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Crows!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
And if you’d like to encourage me to keep going, send me a tip that’s good for both of us!

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

No one

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Crows
As in
A group of crows will ostracize a dangerous creature by not talking to it. They handle this carefully, displaying extreme caw shun.

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If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Every day without fail when entering my work building there is a crow sitting in the parking lot. I'm wondering if they are showing up to work like I am. If so he might be my crow-worker.

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I am sick of these blackbirds overpopulating my neighborhood... So I've decided to leave out some profalactics to help curb the population. I got a good bulk deal on temu, I just hope the birds can figure out how to use their crow magnums!

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