Motorcycle Puns! Punday Monday 454!

1 day ago

Welcome to Punday Monday!

And Hi to the Motorcycle community! I thought you all might have some jokes to share about motorcycles! Below is some info about how this contest works!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is motorcycles
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Motorcycles
Example:
Why won’t you swim with motorcycles from Wisconsin during the polar plunge in Lake Michigan? It’s too cold! I’d freeze my toes off before I’d … hardly dive in some

Bada bing, you been punned. You see, it is very cold so you’d hardly dive in some before you feel frozen, and also Harley Davidson is based out of Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Perfect pun. Everyone laughs big.

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