RE: So its final, I speak at Flat Earth event in Venice!!!

The rough draft of @lasseehlers' upcoming flat Earth talk was accidentally emailed to me. Here it is:

Flat Earth Conference Speech: “Duh Awakening”

Presented by Lasse Ehlers

Good evening, truth warriors.

Dddduuuhhh. Duh-duh duh duh. DUUUHHHH!!!

(some applause)

They tell us, “The Earth is a sphere, proven by centuries of observation, satellite imagery, and basic physics.”
But I say… Ddduuuhhh.
Duh duh duh. Duhhh!

They say, “Gravity pulls objects toward the center of mass.”
And I say—duh-duh-duuuuuhhhh!!!
(louder applause)

They say, “We can measure the curvature using instruments.”
I say, “Stand on a hill.”
Look around.
Is it curving?
No.
It’s just… duh.

Duh duh duh. Lasers are fake. Space is fake. The Moon is a lightbulb. Duh duh duh duh.

The Earth? It’s flat. The sun? It’s small and close.
And the dome?
Oh yeah.
Duuuuhhh. Crystal dome. With firmament.

Duh.

They’ll say, “Science.”
They’ll say, “Math.”
They’ll say, “Peer review.”
Well guess what?

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh DUHHHH.

I did my own research.
YouTube.
Comments section.
Instinct.
And you know what it told me?

Duh.

Globalists?
Duh.
Round Earth textbooks?
Duh.
Gravity?
More like Gra-duh-vity.

Duh.

I dropped a pencil.
It fell.
But not because of “gravity.”
It fell because duh.
It wanted to.

(cheers)

Friends, open your eyes. Take off the globe glasses.
Look out your window.
Walk outside.
Do you feel spin?

NO.

You feel… Duh.

They laugh now.
But someday?
When the dome cracks… when the Antarctic wall collapses… when the ice giants return?

They’ll remember this moment.
The moment you stood up.
And said…
DUUUUUUHHHHH.

Thank you.