RE: Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | My Toaster Is in Love With Me

This morning something very strange was happening and I noticed a strange sound in my kitchen as I was about to make a cup of coffee. There was a buzzing sound coming from the toaster. At first, I thought it was my cat.
Where is it? I asked aloud, looking around for where the blessed mischievous cat might be hiding.
It's not there, I thought. How strange.
As I reached for my coffee pot, the toaster ran its lid over my hand. I'm sure it lifted the lid gently to touch me. I gently placed the glass cup of my coffeemaker to heat the water.
Something's not right! -I thought- never before had my toaster lifted the lid, let alone made whirring noises when I was in the kitchen.
Now, as my coffee pot begins to smoke from boiling coffee, I notice that on the glass behind the toaster there is a “love” marked with steam. How did this appear there?
What's going on? I think my roaster is sending me signals that there is a hidden love. I'm surprised, what is this? So, very cautiously, I make my way to the presence of my toaster to find out what's going on, and at that very moment, she lifts the lid and blows me a thunderous kiss into the air...which wakes me up.
Oh, my God! I just had a nightmare about my toaster.