Com Contest Winners and New Contest || Money with consequences (cc-wk37)

1 day ago

WELCOME!

The 35th week [cc-wk36] of the Com contest had 3 entries, with interesting stories on the **Funny and Controversial trends in February **. Below are the top three entries:

Gold🥇

@marsdave with Digging Up The Past

Just wake up, open X and you will begin to see the various things you didn't even subscribe for. You will begin to see a post that was posted over 15years ago, a time when you don't even fully understand what life is actually is. I remember seeing a post just last week, it was that of a woman who tweeted that she can't marry a man who's not well to do and own certain things. I don't know how these people get to see her recently, she's now married to a man who runs POS shop and a phone charging center. And trust X people to post the recent pictures alongside her old tweets...

Silver🥈

@thirdson with Ignorance is a curse

Come to think of it, how are people at this stage so ignorant? I am very certain that the prophet has been using such tactics to manipulate his followers into submitting all they have. Imagine a situation where, during a Sunday service, he brings out his phone and shows the congregation his chat with God, where God in the chat requested that every member of the church should buy him a jet, with each family contributing. You will see how every one of them will start emptying their bank accounts to provide money for that private jet. Ignorance is a curse...

Bronze 🥉

@kingsleyy with The block is about to drop on the bluster (Blockbuster)

As it stands now, my friend’s dad does not support his children marrying from other tribes, and the pregnant lady is from one of those far-away tribes where their dowry can be measured up to 3 BTC. Fortunately for my friend, his net worth is not even up to 0.09 BTC. The battle is on. The lady is desperate to have a child because age is no longer on her side, and she is not willing to abort...

Many thanks to all participants!
@thirdson @marsdave @kingsleyy

New Prompt

Money with consequences

Let's assume money has consequences, which consequence among the below stated conditions would you choose?

$100M - No enjoyment
$200M - Lose both legs
$300M - Go deaf
$400M - Go Blind
$500M - Can't spend on your family
$700M - No kids for the rest of our life
$1B - Spend the rest of your life in jail
$2B - Lose 2 if your loved ones
$3B - No sleeping

THE RULES ARE SIMPLE

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